What to do on Hallow's Eve, A Gentleman's Guide
1. Never dress up on the intent of scaring a small child. Instead, opt for a simple "Boo" if in want of a little fright
2. If you are passing out candy, do not hold back. Give out good, tasteful candy. After all, you will give the child happiness and not have to deal with the rush of sugar later
3. Let your own costume be tasteful. Never wear anything sold in a super market as the manual-labor glue will not hold through out the night.
4. Drunk = loss of gentmanly sense. Due to the invention of cameras, taperecorders, video recorders, facebook, college, etc, your wasted night of "fun" will last for more than one night
5. Have fun but, as stated before, hold your sense of manners. Just because it is a holiday, does not mean you should "howl all day" like some sort of animal
6. If you must trick someone, look up a group of fellows named "The Three Stoogies". This is not how you should trick. Instead, just a light tap on the head will do
7. Make your candy last. Do not eat it all in one night as the resulting crash will insure you do not wake the next morning
8. Know your way around a computer. This will be needed as you will not follow any of the above rules and will need to delete any source of your "fun in a thousand definitions" night before it becomes "facebook offical"
All in all, it does not matter how you act tonight as long as the traces of it do not exist. Every gentleman has his wild nights; he just knows how to clean up properly afterwards
Stay safe and Happy Holloween
Ta ta for now, see you again when the times call for it
*The LoneGentleman does not endorse any of the above information and is not to be held responsible for any reputation damaging events*
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